irrational fears

1. Coming out of the Patagonian wilderness only to find everybody has turned into zombies.

2. Getting bit by a bat and dying of rabies because I didn’t want to pay $1,000 for a rabies vaccination.

3. Getting held up at gunpoint.

4. The movie Turistas happening to us (which I didn’t even watch, and I don’t actually know anything about the plot… all I know is it’s BAD).

5. Getting lost and separated from Craig for forever.

6. Becoming a hippie ex-patriot, or getting sucked into a cult.

7. Forced into being a cocaine mule for a Columbian drug lord.

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